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Saturday, 19 October 2013

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Katie is so excited about dating Jamie that she went out and bought 5 uplifting bras.

NEW YORK CITY - Sweet little Katie Holmes is thrilled at the fact that she has a new boyfriend.

Holmes is reportedly on Cloud 9 since she has been hitting the dating scene with Jamie Foxx star of Django Unchained.

The 34-year-old brunette pixie told a close friend that she cannot believe how much fun Jamie is to be with.

She said that he is constantly making her laugh with his impressions of Vice-President Joe Biden, Piers Morgan, Beyonce, and Bristol Palin.

Katie confessed that Jamie is 10 times more fun than Tommy (Cruise) was.

She even hinted that Mr. Foxx is quite the ladies man and he has succeeded in sweeping her off her feet and finding erogenous zones that she did not even know she had.

SIDENOTE: Reports are that ex-husband Tom Cruise is not a happy camper and he has stated that if Foxx wants to date white girls then maybe he needs to date someone like Chelsea Handler, Courtney Love, or Kat Von D.

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