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Monday, 14 October 2013

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Man twerking on giant butterfly. Tit for twat

A singing prostitute has caused a stir by twerking on a man widely acknowledged to be an unmitigating twat.

In a live performance at the once credible Video Music Awards Hannah Cyrus, or something, danced suggestively with some Thicke guy.

This followed a spate of controversy caused by both performers' most recent videos where gratuitous sexual imagery and masses of breasts were evident.

In Miley Montana or something's video she licks steel and shows off her under developed, lacking in mature and attractive shape body to the point where the adjective cringeworthiness doesn't describe the monstrous recoiling horror of it all well enough.

Desperate, that might do it.

Meanwhile Robin Thicke's offering sees a multitude of half naked women being playfully chased and such like in what appears to be a Benny Hill tribute.

Alongside its video the songs lyrics have been blasted as being misogynistic while the wee las's video has been cited as objectifying the female form with both videos described as backward.

This has led many to believe that Thicke and Cyrus' videos should be at least censored due to their themes. While others are calling for their videos and music to be completely banned, on the basis of their videos and music being really, really bad.

One of those dissenting voices elaborated, "Ironic innit, for all the exposed boobs in that Robin Thicke video the most offensive thing was just one, specific, fully clothed tit."

The handy vehicle for my opinion continued, "Who the fuck is Robin Thicke anyway! Why didn't Pharrell just sing the friggin song instead of giving it to this Justin Timberlake aspiring, Michael Bolton being, manicured sideburn having, huge shirt collar wearing, cheesy ass douche!"

I don't know handy vehicle for my opinion, I just don't know.

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