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Saturday, 12 October 2013

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Russell says he could be leaving Tinsel Town for The Rocky Mountains.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand has informed several close friends that he is giving serious consideration to leaving the bright lights of Tinsel Town and moving to the mystical marijuana air state of Colorado.

Brand has made it clear that lately he has just not been a happy camper and it seems that LaLaLand has lost the lustre it once had.

The English actor said that his divorce from Katy Perry and then his breakup with girlfriend Kate Gosselin really put him in a state of depressed depression which he has not been able to climb out of.

He said that he did date several young celebrities but he was quick to note that their parts are all pretty much interchangeable.

SIDENOTE: Brand had considered moving back to his native England but then he began to hear more and more wonderful stories about the air in Colorado and how one can purchase pot as if one was purchasing a bag of M&M's.

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