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Thursday, 10 October 2013

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Trump has a feeling in the pit of his stomach that the rumor came from within the White House.

NEW YORK CITY - The billionaire with the Hairdo From Hell is fit to be tied and foaming at the mouth at the latest rumor to come out of the Right Coast rumor mills.

The word on the streets of the Big Apple is that Donnie "The Mad Birther" Trump has gotten his former Celebrity Apprentice contestant Omarosa pregnant.

Trump called up Ashburn Wasabi with The Right Coast Revue and informed him that not only did he not knock up Omarosa he has never kissed her, hugged her, or even given her a personal compliment.

The Trumpster did divulge that if he had to make an educated guess as to where the ridiculous rumor started he would guess that it came from somewhere in the White House.

SIDENOTE: Trump has said that he has hired a private investigator to trace down the source of the rumor and if did in fact come from the White House he will call for the president to be impeached.

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