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Thursday, 10 October 2013

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Kris said that Bruce liked to pretend that he was her personal secretary.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - After almost a year of speculation and innuendo, it is now official that the heads of the Kardashian Klan, Bruce and Kris Jenner have separated.

A close source said that the two had spent the last year pretty much living like brother and sister as they kept up the appearnace for the cameras filming their hit reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

One supermarket tabloid reported that the reason for the breakup was due to Bruce's penchant for dressing up in female clothes complete with makeup and intimate wear.

Kris was quick to remark that the fact that Bruce dressed en femme had nothing whatsoever to do with the breakup. She even pointed out that he had her complete and total understanding, acceptance, and support.

Mama Kardashian simply noted that her and her husband just drifted away from each other and she found another man and he found another woman and the fact that Kourtney didn't like it was too bad.

Both Kris and Bruce did have 100 backing from the other Kardashian siblings including Kim, Khloe, Kylie, Kendall, and Rob.

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