NASHVILLE - The legendary country music queen Dolly Parton appeared on The Viagra View and she told Regis Philbin that she would be willing to adopt both Justin Bieber and Lindsay Lohan.
Parton, who never had children of her own, said that she truly believes that Justin and Lindsay can be rehabilitated and become productive members of society.
She pointed out that she would treat them like her parents treated her and her siblings with lots of love but lots of rules.
The big-haired country music icon said that she recalls her mama sewing and giving her, her very first training bra. Parton giggled as she said that in her case her boobs were pretty darn well trained already.
Dolly said that she will see to it that Justin and Lindsay do not come anywhere near drugs, alcohol, or Paris Hilton.
She went on to add that she knows that by the time she gets through with little Justin and little Lindsay even their own mama's won't recognize the two little rascals.