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Tuesday, 8 October 2013

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Len Goodman has returned to England after receiving a week suspension for his sarcastic outburst directed at Bill Nye.

HOLLYWOOD - The latest celebrity member to get sent home from Dancing With The Stars is Valerie Harper.

Valerie and her partner Tristan MacManus danced to the theme song from her hit sitcom Rhoda.

Harper did good considering she is 74-years-old. She giggled after the performance saying that she lost track of the count and went 1-1, 2-1, 4-1, instead of 1-1, 2-1, 3-1.

Tristan said that Val was distracted by Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli who he said was making silly somewhat gayish faces.

During a commercial the show's producers warned Bruno that if he did it again he was subject to getting fined $800.

He yelled out that this was not football.

One of the producers hollered back that this was a ballroom and it requires precision footwork and if he does not abide by the rules then he may just join his fellow judge Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman who was serving a one show suspension for making some very sarcastic remarks regarding Bill Nye, the Science Guy.

SIDENOTE: Julianne Hough filled in as the guest judge. She promised that she would be fair and would not give her brother Derek a perfect score no matter how much money he offered her.

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