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Topics: Madonna, singer, tour

Tuesday, 8 October 2013

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Madonna showing the news media that she is letting her underarm hair grow out.

NEW YORK CITY - A close friend of Madonna has said that the aging singer is very desperate to get back into the musical spotlight.

The New York songstress has revealed that she is planning The Great Madonna Comeback Tour to begin in early December.

The former Material Girl does not like the fact that the music industry is now referring to her as the Material Grandmother.

Madonna has said that she still looks as good at 55, as she did at 35. Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine begs to differ and offers proof by pointing out Madonna's expanse of cellulite, stretch marks, spider veins, bingo wings, and sagging badonkadonk.

SIDENOTE: Madonna stated that her opening act is going to be The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz.

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