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Monday, 7 October 2013

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Lindsay says that she won't be pushing around a baby carriage anytime soon.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The latest rumor fresh out of the Left Coast Rumor Mills is that Lindsay Lohan is now as they say in Utah, with child.

Lohan who spent most of her summer in rehab laughed as she told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that she does not even have a boyfriend.

She pointed out that she is only 27, so there is still plenty of time for her to have a baby unlike Chelsea Handler who is 38.

Lindsay went on to say that when she does get pregnant she hopes to also have a husband unlike Jessica Simpson, Angelina Jolie, and Shakira.

In A Related Story. Lindsay's mom Dina, has said that the rumors about Barbara Walters wanting to adopt Lindsay are positively false.

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