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Friday, 4 October 2013

Although not the originator of the dance known in pop culture as twerking Miley Cyrus, has become quite well known for this dance move due to mass publicity over her performance at the Mtv Video Music awards.

Ms. Cyrus has decided to cash in on the dance and use this publicity further to her advantage.

"I'm gonna put that twerk to work!" states Miley.

Ms. Cyrus has recently begun development on a company that consists of dance schools and studios that develop dancers by honing in on each individual's twerking skills.

The company will be aptly named TWERK WERK STUDIOS LTD.

"I'm excited," says Ms. Cyrus, "I think this is really gonna shake things up. It's gonna stick the industry right in the ass!"

Further capitalizing on her skill set and past endeavors, Cyrus is said to be in current negotiations with Disney Studios for permission to use a famous track from a Disney animated film.

Rumor has it that the lyrics will be slightly changed to fit the mission of the organization as, "Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's on twerk we go."

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