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Monday, 30 September 2013

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Justin at the age of 9, pretending to be a member of the KKK.

DALLAS - Selena Gomez traveled to Dallas to visit some relatives when she ran into Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors.

Miss V asked Gomez if she ever misses Justin at all. She smiled and said that she stopped missing him when he began to act like a white version of some hip hop rap artist.

Gomez noted that Justin trying to be a hip hopper is like Wynonna Judd trying to be one of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. The desire may be there, but that's not going to get it done.

The former Disney star said that she tried to get Biebs to get his act together before he ends up self-destructing like so many other music artists.

She said he told her that he will go on and on like the Eveready Bunny.

Selena confessed to Vodka that a month before they broke up he confided to her that he felt that he was going to end up getting in lots of trouble simply because he had decided to act like a rapper and put on a tough guy persona.

Gomez said that to be honest, Justin is about as tough as a bag of marshmallows.

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