BEVERLY HILLS - Reports coming out of Tinsel Town are that the celebutante who is known for doing absolutely nothing is feeling very depressed and melancholy.
According to Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette, Paris is positively devastated at the fact that she recently saw an intimate photo of herself in Celebrity Globe Magazine and the revealing photo showed some definite signs of cellulite just above her bikini line.
At first Hilton said that the photo was photoshopped, but she was told that if it had been photoshopped then the bikini line cellulite would have been removed from the photo.
Paris then suggested that maybe the cellulite was photoshopped in. Miss Kixx told Paris that she would be glad to take a look at her bikini line and see if any cellulite was actually there.
Hilton grinned and replied that (Kixx) just wanted to look at her groin region.
Kixx assured her that she was not a lesbianite and her only purpose for taking a look would be to prove that the cellulite was either there or not.
Paris thought for a moment and then said that now that she thinks about it she does seem to recall that her BFF Lindsay Lohan did mention the bikini line cellulite back in April.
Taffeta Kixx resides in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She has just published her first book titled, Rosie O'Donnell, Melissa Etheridge, Jody Foster and Lots of Other Celebrity Lesbians I Have Interviewed.