VENICE BEACH, California - Miley Cyrus talked to Ryan Seacrest and she told him that she has had enough of hate-filled people criticizing her for her fleshy bodily displays.
She remarked that she plans on purchasing a nudist resort located just outside of the town of Calabasas.
The Happy Birthday Suit Nudist Resort is owned by the Braydon McLissity Family, heirs to the Aye Caramba Beer Distributorship in the United States.
Cyrus told Seacrest that she has visited the Happy Birthday Suit Nudist Resort twice and both times she could not believe how fantastic everyone was.
She giggled and said that no one insulted her, or attacked her, or even tried to touch her. She pointed out that she could tell that a lot of the males were certainly glad to see her as she noticed them giving her the coveted crotch salute.
Miley said that membership to her nudist resort is going to be limited to those people who have never criticized her or told her that she will never make it in Hollywood.
When asked to name names she grinned and said Cher, Dr. Phil, Megyn Kelly, Lady Gaga, Michelle Obama, and Wolf Blitzer.
SIDENOTE: Miley has stated to the entertainment media that she plans to reintroduce mixed wrestling as one of the resort's sports activities.