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Saturday, 28 September 2013

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Britney has stated to reporters that she will talk about anything but lip syncing. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

LOS ANGELES - It's no secret that since being fired from X-Factor last year, Britney Spears has become a bit of a recluse in the world of glitz and glamour.

She has gone from being on the spotlight before 20 million viewers of Simon Cowell's talent show to sitting around her house watching tea brew.

Britney is many things, but a stay-at-home mom is not one of them. In the past she has commented that she would rather pick up trash by the side of the road than mop a kitchen floor.

Of course everyone knows that Britney probably hasn't mopped a kitchen floor in years and years.

She was recently asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight about the word coming out of the Left Coast rumor mills saying that she is with child.

Britney giggled so hard she almost swallowed the Tootsie Roll Pop she was eating.

She said that she does in fact have a baby bump but that it's the result of her semi-addiction to coconut covered donuts.

When asked by de Gallo how many she consumes a day she grinned and replied, "Well let me think Pico. I guess I would say that it's between 2 and 12 with the number probably being way, way closer to 12 than to 2."

SIDENOTE: On top of being depressed at losing her X-Factor judges job Britney is not too thrilled with being referred to as a cougar since her boyfriend David Lucado, at 27, is 4 years younger than her.

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