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Saturday, 28 September 2013

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Jessica says she is getting tired of waiting for Eric Johnson to marry her and she may end up dumping him.

HOLLYWOOD - Jessica Simpson has said that after being pregnant for what seemed forever, she has finally gotten her fantastically, sultry body back and she is ready to show it off.

Reports out of Tinsel Town state that Simpson has already been approached by Playmale Magazine and the deal is presently being hammered out.

Jessica has said that the father of her two boys, former NFL player Eric Johnson is not a happy camper about his fiancée being ogled by every Tom, Dick, and Harry.

But as Jessica has stated in no uncertain terms, he has no say in the matter since he has not bothered to make her his wife yet.

Close friends of Jessica's have told her to dump Johnson because he is just riding along on her financial coat tails.

SIDENOTE: Jessica has confirmed that the photo shoot will take place in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico and she will be photographed by the world's number one photographer Picasso Mandolin who has seen more hooha's than all of the NBA players combined.

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