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Saturday, 28 September 2013

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Stacy's legs have been described as starting in South Carolina and ending up in North Carolina.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Stacy Keibler who possesses the longest legs in all of LaLaLand recently told a reporter for Hollywood Innuendo that she is totally over George Clooney.

Keibler revealed to Tahiti Zeppelin that she had a great time when she was with George traveling all over the world but now that it's over - well it's over.

She said she has closed the chapter to that fairy tale romance and that now there are several new men in her life who get to touch every every square inch of her legs as well as all of her other luscious body parts.

Stacy has even said that she is presently talking with The Epitome Television Network about getting her own TV reality show.

When asked what the show will be about, Stacy blushed and said that it will deal with her and her new love life.

SIDENOTE: Stacy did want to dispel the rumor that she has been intimate with Tom Cruise. She giggled as she said that she is giving up on men shorter than her for a while at least.

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