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Saturday, 28 September 2013

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Kanye has said that Jimmy Kimmel is nothing but a low-life snake in the grass.

HOLLYWOOD - Kanye West is reportedly angrier that Kirstie Alley with an empty family-sized bag of Doritos.

The hip hop rapper is furious and pretty near foaming at the mouth over the way he says Jimmy "The Chump" Kimmel disrespected him on his late night talk show.

West added that even though hardly anyone saw his show because it bites the big one (his words), he is still going to pay for embarrassing him in front of the entire Kardashian family including Kourtney and Lamar (Khloe's husband) who hardly anyone ever sees anymore.

Kanye said that he is sick and tired of Kimmel making fun of his and Kim's baby's name, which is North.

Kimmel said that if Kim ever has triplets they can name them East, West, and South to complete the directional set.

West, who reportedly was seen pouting at a local IHIPHOP Soul Food Restaruant in El Segundo said that before it is all over he is going to make Jimmy regret what he said and he will make him lick his shoes.

In A Related Story. Kanye's wife Kim Kardashian has told Bedroom Pillow Talk that if she ever see's Kimmel out on the street she is going to slap the sarcastic arrogance out of him with her industrial girdle.

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