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Thursday, 26 September 2013

A patron at a local bar, a self proclaimed "redneck," recently got into a heated discussion about politics with what many people would describe as "hipsters."

"I was just tryin' to relax, bout ta start in on ma' eighth PBR," said Vern McDern, "then I saw that damn president Obayma on the ol' Tee Vee. Those dammm pencil willies decided to argue with me after I made ma'opinion known."

"We were just screwing around, man. I don't really give a shit about politics, well maybe, sometimes, but not really, politics are so, ya know, anyhow, I do care about politics when it comes to ignorance, which is like, what this dude was all about," stated Kevin Twid, one of the hipsters involved.

"Then they started in on ma' drink o' choice. It was like they was making fun of me for liking and enjoying the ol' red white and blue."

Mr. McDern continued, "So, I switched it up an' started drinkin' on those uppity high dollar macro job brews, and what have ya."

An innocent bystander, stated that "the irony of the altercation is that the hipster kids didn't look that much different from the redneck. Mix crappy beer with ugly clothes. What do you end up with? That hot mess. That's what."

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