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Sunday, 22 September 2013

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Alec reacting to several approaching members of the paparazzi. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

NEW YORK CITY - The man that many refer to as the male version of Lindsay Lohan seems to stay on the front pages for all of the wrong reasons.

If Baldwin isn't arguing with airline pilots, he's pushing around members of the paparazzi, or calling the members of Sarah Palin's Tea Bag Party a bunch of upper class food stamp addicts.

Alec The Mouth, as Michelle Obama calls him, is the type of person who is not happy unless he is unhappy or unless he is trying to make others around him unhappy.

Rush Limbaugh recently stated that if Mr. Baldwin lived in Russia he would be making snowmen in Siberia.

In Alec the Dread's latest alleged encounter he is accused of being caught in Central Park French kissing none other than the GOP maven herself Ann "Trigger" Coulter.

Baldwin told Bedroom Pillow Talk that the rumor is preposterous and that he has never even met Ann Coulter much less played uvula hockey with her.

SIDENOTE: Alec has said that if people do not stop messing with him he is going to pack up and move to Dutch West Wakaboonka.

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