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Friday, 20 September 2013

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Angelina has told close friends that she is one extremely jealous female.

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie has stated that she can no longer put up with all of the rampant rumors about Brad Pitt being unfaithful to her.

She said that the latest rumor to come out of the rumor mills has Brad cavorting with a young Hooter's Restaurant waitress in an isolated part of Central Park.

Jolie said that all through their relationship she has feared that Brad would stray and leave her stranded.

A recent article that appeared in The Tinsel Town Times Tribune stated that the reason Jolie is so paranoid is because she is having guilt feelings about having stolen Brad from America's sweetheart Jennifer Aniston.

Angie denies it but Larry King, David Letterman, Piers Morgan, and Michelle Obama all know that, that's exactly what it is.

Jolie told a close friend that she recently came across a text message that Jennifer had sent to Brad. It talked about getting togehter at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in Cucamonga.

Angie has confessed to her pedicurist that she is so fed up with the entire situation that she just wants to take her six kids and move to nice, quiet, out-of-the-way Greenland.

SIDENOTE: To view some stunningly sexy photos of Jennifer Aniston go to www.jenniferanistonhubbabubbayummy.hot.

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