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Thursday, 19 September 2013

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Jim still misses the fantastically sensuous-bodied Jenny McCarthy.

BEVERLY HILLS - Jim Carrey's hair stylist, FuFi Fondue said that he cannot believe how bad America's funnyman is looking.

Fondue said that Carrey recently went into his Haven of Hair Salon to get his gray roots colored.

While at the salon he said that Jim kept saying how much he still loves his former girlfriend the ravishingly lascivious Jenny McCarthy.

He confessed that since the big bosomed mama dumped him, he has not been able to eat any type of vegetables or any type of crackers.

Carrey also confided to Fondue that he is so stressed out that at times he watches television and wonders where Lucy and Ricky and Fred and Ethel all went.

Fondue told Bedroom Pillow Talk that Carrey told him that he is so depressed and so sad that he may end up moving to Syria.

"You mean Chicago?" Fondue asked.

Carrey rolled his eyes and responded, "No FuFi I clearly said Afghanistan."

SIDENOTE: Fondue called up his good friend Cher and he asked her to please talk to Carrey before he ends up moving to Cambodia.

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