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Wednesday, 18 September 2013

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Tapioca Mantelleta (L) and Giddy Breedlove (R), two of the stars of The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

HOLLYWOOD - Kim Jong Un who is a big fan of Arnold Schwarzenegger recently spoke to a reporter with The Rice Paddy National News Agency of North Korea about American television.

The North Korean leader said that one of his favorite shows is Simon Cowell's X-Factor.

He said that he likes the fact that unlike American Idol, the X-Factor is open to anyone between the ages of 16 and 65. Kim Jong Un said that he especially likes watching the girl groups perform.

When asked if there are other American shows that he likes he stated that he enjoys Modern Family because it is 100 percent what the United States is all about.

The North Korean leader then blushed when he revealed that his favorite American show is The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

Kim Jong Un said that two of the housewives he would especially like to meet are Tapioca Mantelleta, who works as a pole dancer, and television anchorwoman Giddy Breedlove.

SIDENOTE: Kim Jong Un remarked that if Tapioca and Giddy accept his invitation to visit him in Pyongyang he will give each one a $50,000 gift certificate to Walmart.

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