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Saturday, 14 September 2013

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A photo of Taylor's hair which was provided by ex-boyfriend John Mayer.

TORONTO, Canada - According to a member of her band, Taylor Swift was beginning to become concerned about where her next breakup song would be coming from.

Well it appears that she has just found the answer. Swift attended the Toronto International Film Festival and she bumped into Australian actor Brenton Thwaites who starred in the film The Blue Lagoon: The Awakening.

Reports are that Taylor and Brenton really hit it off well. Swift confessed to her makeup artist that her legs felt as if they were Jell-O as she talked to the Aussie actor.

Taylor at 23, is actually one year younger than Brenton which is kind of a different change for her as lately her boyfriends have been younger than her making her a country cougar.

Swift later revealed to her manager that her and Brenton have a lot in common. She said that they both like visiting the city of New Orleans, both enjoy jumping on a pogo stick, and both are fans of the reality show The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

SIDENOTE: Taylor smiled when she was asked if she already had a song in her head about Brenton. She giggled and replied, "Not quite yet, I mean the dude hasn't even gotten to first base yet."

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