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Saturday, 14 September 2013

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Wynonna says that her and her hubby keep a case of condoms onboard their touring bus.

WATERLOO, Iowa - The crowd at The Crop Rotation Convention Center in Waterloo fell in love with Wynonna Judd and her gallery of hit songs.

After the concert Wynonna spoke with Buck Yazoo of Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine in her $1.2 million customized touring bus that she had recently bought from the Queen of Country Music, Dolly Parton.

Wynonna talked about how much she misses her mom not being on the road with her and cooking her favorite foods like Chicken and Dumplings, Turkey and Dumplings, and Duck and Dumplings.

She also mentioned her favorite NFL football the Tennessee Titans and their energetic cheerleaders who had just been voted the most energetic cheerleaders in the entire NFL.

Judd said that she is as straight as a yardstick but if she wasn't she would certainly want to be with one of the Titan girls.

Buck said he had to ask her about her baby bump. Wy started laughing so hard she almost dropped her three pieces of cornbread on the floor of the bus.

She then informed him that she is not pregnant and that she's just a little bit heavy in the midsection.

SIDENOTE: Wynonna later confided to Buck that she and her husband have a case of condoms that they keep onboard their touring bus.

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