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Friday, 13 September 2013

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Kate says she has become obsessed with George Clooney. (Photo provided by Russell Brand).

READING, Pennsylvania - Ever since George Clooney was unceremoniously dumped by Stacy Keibler, Kate Gosselin has said that she has been fantasizing about the tall, dark, and handsome actor.

She revealed to a close friend that she cannot believe that Keibler actually broke up with the man that FOX news reporter Megyn Kelly once said she would love to engage in some vavavooming with if she wasn't married of course.

Kate who has been involved in relationships with Steven Tyler and Russell Brand said that she sees George as the quintessential romantic gentleman.

She has even revealed that just thinking about him causes a bit of intimate stirings just below her bikini line.

Kate who is 38, said that she would love to enter into a May-December relationship with the 52-year-old Tinsel Town heartthrob.

SIDENOTE: Kate The Great as Tyler and Brand both called her said that the fact that Clooney does not want to have any children is perfect since she has 8 and she does not want anymore either.

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