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Tuesday, 17 September 2013

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Last year Kim's restaurant was named The Best Smelling Restaurant in Marina Del Rey.

MARINA DEL REY - Kim Kardashian has sold her restaurant. Kim's Kozy Kitchen was noted for its speciality which is The Diet Low-Cal Rodeo Drive Hot Dog.

When asked by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors why she sold it, she replied that it was due to personal reasons.

Miss Vermicelli asked her if it was because some of her other business deals of late have fallen through.

Kardashian shook her head and said that her business deals are all raking in the big bucks.

She was asked if her sister Khloe's marital problems had anything to do with the sale.

Kim asked what in the world her sister and her brother-in-law Lamar Odom's marital problems could possibly have to do with her selling her restaurant.

Miss V replied that it is her job to ask the questions and she is not in the habit of having to answer any.

Kim then told her that the reason she decided to sell her restaurant was because every time she was there she seemed to just eat and eat and eat.

She pointed out that she wants to lose weight and she does not want to look like she is pregnant again.

SIDENOTE: Kim laughingly told Vermicelli that she plans on taking the money from the restaurant sale and opening up a donut shop.

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