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Wednesday, 4 September 2013

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Jennifer has hinted that she is not going to put up with Caspar's little boy antics much longer.

NEW YORK CITY - Reports filtering out of the Big Apple are that local girl Jennifer Lopez is still highly upset with her boy toy Caspar Smart for jumping the gun and revealing to the entertainment media that she was going to be returning to American Idol.

The 44-year-old diva who is 18 years older than her boyfriend supposedly caught a bit of flack from the executives of American Idol.

According to Ryan Seacrest, American Idol had planned to really make a big whoop-de-do about announcing that Lopez would be coming back to her judges chair.

But little Caspy done went and blew those plans all to hell, as they say in Cheyenne, Wyoming.

An inside source stated that J.Lo. was so upset with her boy toy that she told him not to talk to anyone for 48 hours (including her).

She also cut his allowance from $10,000 a week down to $400. Smart was really smarting about that big cut and he pleaded with his mom, I mean with his cougar to cut his allowance down to $9,000 instead of all the way down to $400.

J.Lo is alleged to have uttered at least a dozen expletives in Spanish and she told Caspar that if ever pulls another stunt like that, he will be flipping burgers at a Burger Bandit in Brooklyn.

SIDENOTE: Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that Jennifer has no problem going solo since she knows she could have her choice from literally thousands of much younger men, who would love to enter into a May-December arrangement with the big-caboosed prima donna.

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