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Sunday, 1 September 2013

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Miley sitting by the Pacific Ocean and wondering why she disrespected the foam finger the way she did. (Photo by El Niño)

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus was certainly the talk of the 2013 MTV Music Video Awards Show.

Cyrus pranced and danced on stage in what appeared to be intimate underwear.

She twerked and jerked and made some vulgar gyrations that put her up there or rather down there with the Queen of Raunch Madonna.

Miley offended a lot of people including her ex-fiancé Liam Hemsworth, Michelle Obama, Megyn Kelly, Vice-President Joe Biden, and even Lady Gaga, the High Priestess of Porn.

According to Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine, Miley even offended the inventor of the foam finger who told CNN that he did not invent the foam finger so that some little twit chick could use it to touch her nether regions.

Miley responded by saying that she did not hurt any animals in the production of her dance number and added that if someone has a problem with her performance then they can just build a bridge and get over it.

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