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Saturday, 31 August 2013

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Justin was stopped by the Calabasas Police Department at 4:31 a.m. (Photo taken by Paco Peso).

LOS ANGELES - Well it looks like Canadian singer Justin Bieber's automotive luck has finally run out.

The 19-year-old singer was stopped in Calabasas at 4:31 a.m. for failure to properly stop at a stop sign.

The officer who pulled him over stated that Bieber tried to say that he could not see the stop sign because of the bright sunlight.

He was reminded that it was 4:31 in the morning and it was as dark as a licorice gumball.

Bieber did not dare to do his normal hip hop rapper routine and the officer said that Bieber actually acted more like one of the Olsen twins than some troublemaking rapper like Kanye "The Pest" West or Chris "The Woman Beater" Brown.

Justin was also sited for not having a driver's license, disregarding the windshield wiper low fluid warning light, and for having a live bullfrog in his glove compartment.

SIDENOTE: Justin has been banned from driving for one year. He has been told that if he is caught behind the wheel of a vehicle he will be deported back to Canada quicker than he can say "golly gee."

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