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Friday, 30 August 2013

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Clint's favorite horse 'Bucky' which he received as a gift from Toby Keith.

CARMEL, California - In what an inside source is calling a California shocker, Dina Eastwood,50, has dumped television and movie icon Clint Eastwood, 83, and will file for divorce.

The couple who were married for 17 years had a good marriage for many years visiting 191 of the world's 196 countries.

Close friends of the Eastwoods stated that the 33 year age difference finally caught up to the once-happy Left Coast couple.

An unnamed source who knows both very well stated to Bedroom Pillow Talk that for the past seven years Clint had become obsessed with the Republican Party.

He used to say that if Mitt Romney had gotten elected he would have made him his secretary of defense.

Eastwood recently made mention of the fact that when he was in the voting booth he almost accidentally voted for Barack Obama.

He stated that one of the voting booth watchers noticed that he had checked Obama's name and knowing that Eastwood was a hardcore Republican told him to uncheck it and check Romney's name.

Dina was asked by BPT's Carolina Chipotle to comment on her decision to leave the legendary legend. She smiled politely and said that she just kind of got fed up with him riding his horse in their backyard in his boxer shorts when her side of the family would visit.

She said that he would constantly recite expletive lines from his Dirty Harry movies and he had begun spitting on the plants, schrubs, and flowers like he used to do when he starred in the cattle drive western Rawhide back in the 50s.

SIDENOTE: A close friend of Clint's mentioned that the former actor had recently started talking to the furniture, the kitchen appliances, and even to his clothes.

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