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Friday, 30 August 2013

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Pamela was asked to be an American Idol judge but she turned the offer down. (Photo taken by Rico Chorizo).

HOLLYWOOD - Ryan Seacrest has stated that he cannot believe that his hit show American Idol is having trouble filling the third judges position.

Seacrest spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and said that Keith Urban will be back and everyone is thrilled with that especially his wife Nicole Kidman who loves sitting in the audience.

American Idol executives managed to wave enough money in front of Jennifer Lopez to get her to return to the show.

Her much younger boyfriend Caspar Smart is excited because he likes drinking all of the free Coca-Cola that J.Lo. brings home from the show.

Randy "The Dawg" Jackson, Nicki "The Circus Clown" Minaj, and Jimmy "The Weasel" Iovine were all terminated but an unnamed source has said that Jackson will be returning in the capacity of a mentor.

Iovine was let go because he disrespected the judges and Ryan way too much by calling them names like unexperts, incompetent, and clueless.

Several celebrities were asked to be the third judge but all have turned it down including Will.i.am, Kanye West, Pamela Anderson, Neil Young, Ke$ha, and Bob Dylan.

And so the frantic search continues for judge #3.

IN A RELATED STORY. Keith has told American Idol executives that if they cannot find anyone that his wife, the gorgeously sultry Nicole Kidman, is available and would love to be judge #3.

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