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Wednesday, 4 September 2013

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Madonna performed to an almost empty house at The Santa Ana Winds Arena in Cucamonga.

CUCAMONGA - Madonna recently performed at The Santa Ana Winds Arena in Cucamonga. The concert promoter took one heck of a beating as the 8,000 seat arena saw a total of 113 concert goers in attendance.

Concert promoter Dwight "El Dinero" Dininski told Music Moments Magazine that he had no idea that Madonna's popularity had fallen so dismally.

He said thank goodness he has booked The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz and Carrie Underwood to perform in the coming weeks which will help him to recoup some of his amazing losses on the Madonna concert.

Calcutta Cotton with MMM stated that Madonna spent way too much time between songs talking about her past. She went on and on about her 1990 May-December affairs with Warren Beatty and George Hamilton.

She also talked way too much about that infamous kiss between her and Britney Spears at the 2003 MTV Music Video Awards and how furious Britney's boyfriend Justin Timberlake was with her.

Timberlake remarked that he felt that Madonna had molested Britney.

Cotton also noted that in the words of American Idol's Randy "The Dawg" Jackson, La Madonna was at times a bit on the pitchy side.

The singer blamed it on tonsil bruising which she said she received after eating three strips of beef jerky before the concert.

One concert goer who was not disappointed with Madonna was Rachel "Scruffy" Brangus, 31, of Pomona. She stated that ever since she was 16, she has been a lesbianite and she confessed that Madonna is the woman of her dreams.

SIDENOTE: When Miss Cotton asked Madonna if she felt that the extremely poor concert showing was indicative of the downward spiraling of her career, the Material Oldie responded with a barrage of about 37 expletives.

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