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Saturday, 31 August 2013

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Clooney and Bullock both share a love for Italian wine.

NEW YORK CITY - The word filtering out of Italy is that George Clooney and Sandra Bullock have become quite close on their movie promotion trip to Italy.

Clooney and Bullock traveled to Venice to promote their latest movie Gravity.

But as local residents soon found out, it certainly appears that the actor and actress are really cozing up to each other in a very intimate manner.

Clooney, who just recently broke up with long time girlfriend Stacy Keibler, has said that Sandra has always been the woman of his dreams because she is funny, talented, and she does not want anymore children.

Bullock has mentioned on several occasions that George is the man she would love to share a wedding cake with.

The two spent some quality time at Clooney's fabulous villa located at Lake Como where they were observed engaged in a bout of lip locking followed by a mini-marathon of tonsil hockey.

An unnamed source revealed that the couple were overheard laughing hysterically as they talked about how utterly stupid Sandra's ex-husband "Messy" Jesse James looked covered with his 90 or so tattoos.

Bullock giggled as she said that he did not even realize it but he had about four tattoos on his back that had been tattooed on the tops of other tattoos.

According to Hollywood Innuendo George and Sandra have a lot in common. Both like Italian wine, Spanish rice, English muffins, and Brazil nuts.

George reportedly also likes to have his eyebrows rubbed erotically and Sandra loves having her groin region caressed with unbridled fervor.

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