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Sunday, 1 September 2013

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Kris Jenner shown right before going on the air during her show's final week.

HOLLYWOOD - Kris Jenner AKA Mama Kardashian is absoltuely devastated at the news that her brand new show Kris has been cancelled by the FOX Network after only six weeks.

An inside source at the fair and balanced network, who did not want his fair and balanced name known, stated that Mrs. Jenner's show just never really got off the runway.

The unnamed FOX source who would only reveal his initials; Q.Z. stated that the show looked like it was going to be a hit ala The Ellen DeGeneres Show but the viewers just started dropping off like June bugs falling off a car windshield.

According to Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Preston St. Bolero, Kris is devastated and she is reportedly finding comfort with bags and bags of Tostitos Corn Chips and Ranch Dressing Dip.

Daughter Kim has expressed utter surprise as has her sister Kourtney. Khloe had not mentioned a word about it stating that she has enough on her plate to worry about with hubby Lamar Odom's out-of-control exploits and antics.

The show lasted all of six weeks. In an attempt to get the ratings numbers up during the last week Kris had appeared on the air dressed in various sexy lingerie, including a sheer black lace baby doll, a gold colored teddy, blue jean Daisy Duke short shorts, and a red, white, and blue skimpy bikini swimsuit.

But the numbers continued to spiral down.

Out of desperation, during one of her week six shows, Kris even showed recently taken nude upskirt shots of Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney but even that did not help to boost the ratings.

SIDENOTE: And it seems that on the show that featured Kim Kardashian's baby daddy Kanye "The Pest" West the ratings numbers hit the lowest point of the entire six week period when only 713 people tuned in to watch.

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