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Wednesday, 4 September 2013

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Rihanna gave Khloe a good luck coin that she had bought from a gypsy in Austria.

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Rihanna flew out to the Left Coast to attend a party that Charlie Sheen threw for Lindsay Lohan at his Casa Jose Cuervo mansion.

While the Barbadian beauty was there she got a chance to speak to Khloe Kardashian about her yo-yo marriage with former Los Angeles Clippers player Lamar Odom.

Odom has really gotten himself into quite a pickle as they say at hamburger restaurants.

He has gone from rampant womanizing, to reckless driving, and now he is alleged to have threatened to barbecue a neighbor's pet flamingo.

Rihanna told Khloe that if she has more sense than her (Rihanna) she'll get away from Odom as quick as possible and move out to Missouri for a couple of months.

RiRi, as Joan "The Moan" Rivers calls her said that she played the breakup and get back together again game with Chris The Sista Beater way too many times.

Khloe looked at her and asked her why she stayed in a relationship knowing that Chris was using her as a damn piƱata and calling her a tattooed tramp behind her back.

Rihanna shrugged her shoulders. She then paused and asked, "Chrissy called me a tattooed tramp?"

Khloe smiled and said "Yeppers." She then thanked her for her concern but remarked that taking advice on a relationship from her would be like taking advice on aeronautical engineering from Paris "The Space Cadet" Hilton.

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