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Wednesday, 28 August 2013

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Billy Ray Cyrus could not bear to watch daughter Miley's MTV VMA show performance. (Photo by Tish Cyrus).

LOS ANGELES - Billy Ray Cyrus is one very unhappy daddy as he cannot believe the dance number his daughter Miley performed at the recent Music Television Music Video Awards Show.

The former country singer said that he felt so ashamed of his daughter prancing around the stage in a pair of super short shorts that he did not leave his house for 48 hours.

Meanwhile Miley's mom, Tish Cyrus, remarked that she did not raise her daughter to be a vulgar exhibitionist like Madonna used to be before she put on all that weight and developed cellulite.

Miley was contacted by Hollywood Innuendo's Ty Tickler and told about her parent's remarks.

The 20-year-old Cyrus replied by saying that it is her body and she is going to showcase it in any way she feels is right for her and she does not care one grain of salt what her mommy and daddy think.

She then went on to say that her parents both love to watch The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania, so they have some nerve talking about something being vulgar.

SIDENOTE: Miley said that she will put the short shorts she wore on the show on eBay and she will donate the money to Michelle Obama's White House Christmas Party Fund.

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