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Monday, 26 August 2013

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Kate Upton's size 6½ Princess Mermaid sneakers.

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - One of Tinsel Town's newest couples Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Kate Upton were seen frolicking on the beach down at Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

The Dancing With The Stars dancer and the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue beauty were seen rubbing suntan lotion on each others bodies.

One local reported that it really took Maksim quite a long time to rub the suntan lotion on Kate's boobs since they are gorgeously enormous.

Maks, who on DWTS is known as The Bad Boy of The Ballroom, spoke with Polo Del Matador, a reporter with The Cabo San Lucas Morning Olé News.

Del Matador asked Maksim how Kate compared with his ex-fiancée and fellow Dancing With The Stars castmate Karina Smirnoff.

Maksim blushed and replied that although Karina is a great gal, Kate is a Lamborghini and Karina is a KIA Spectra.

SIDENOTE: Chmerkovskiy, which is pronounced exactly the way it is spelled, winked and told Del Matador that Miss Upton has got the prettiest birthday suit that he has ever seen.

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