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Monday, 26 August 2013

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Faith has the longest pair of legs of any female country music singer. (Photo courtesy of Blake Shelton).

NASHVILLE - One of country music's most popular couples Tim McGraw and Faith Hill appear to be acting out some of the more quintessential country music songs regarding the wandering itches.

An unnamed inside source told Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine that ever since Faith, 45, lost her cush Sunday Night Football gig she has been almost impossible to live with.

McGraw, who is 46, has told some of his closest friends that Faith has become very bitter, angry, and spews forth venom on anyone unlucky enough to get around her.

Tim said that he has put up with it for a bit but now the time has come for Mrs. McGraw to stop acting like the white version of Omarosa, The Wicked Witch of The East.

Another anonymous source has even stated that the long-legged Faith has been seen in the company of a rather tall individual who unlike Tim does not wear a silly black fireman's hat but a gimme baseball cap instead.

Faith, who Ricky Gervais recently said is getting bloody blooming long in the tooth, refuses to talk about her 16-year marriage and all she will say is that it is no one's effen business.

SIDENOTE: Tim is alleged to have told his good friend and fellow country music artist Kenny Chesney that he is already thinking about the fact that $135 million divided by two is $67.5 million.

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