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Saturday, 24 August 2013

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An autographed soccer ball that Chicharito recently presented to President Obama. (Photo by Cheryl Cole).

NEW YORK CITY - Soccer star Javier Hernández Balcázar, who is known as Chicharito, flew to New York City to shoot a commercial for Aye Caramba Beer.

While in the Big Apple he was interviewed by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily.

Reno asked him about the rumors that he may be getting traded by the Manchester United Red Devils to the Chelsea Blues.

Chicharito shook his head and replied that the rumor was untrue and that it had probably been started by his girlfriend Cheryl Cole's jealous ex-husband Ashley Cole who plays for Chelsea.

Reno then asked about Cheryl being passed over for the X-Factor judges job by Paulina Rubio and Kelly Rowland.

The 25-year-old responded by saying that he and Cheryl were both really disappointed in Simon Cowell who had virtually promised Chezza, as she is known, that she was a shoe in for one of the two vacant judges positions.

Chicharito revealed that he and Cheryl had even made plans to purchase a $4.7 million home in the Hollywood Hills.

He says that his girlfriend is presently talking to the executives of Dancing With The Stars who have informed her that if they decide to fire Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman they may hire her.

Meanwhile Cheryl is not standing still waiting around as she has even talked to fellow Englishwoman Cat Deeley, who is the host of So You Think You Can Dance about becoming a regular judge.

IN OTHER NEWS. The U.S. Coast Guard has announced the capture of a French vessel, 9 miles south of Key West, Florida. The freighter was loaded with 142,000 pounds of counterfeit French Fries that were bound for New Orleans.

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