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Thursday, 22 August 2013

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Britney and K-Fed in happier times. (Photo courtesy of Rico Chorizo).

HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears seems to have jumped onto an emotional roller coaster that just keeps going and going.

The former X-Factor judge who was fired by Simon Cowell literally hit the roof when she heard that her ex-husband, and father of her two boys, Kevin Federline had gotten remarried.

K-Fed, who is 35, married Victoria Prince, 30, and according to an inside source the "Oops!...I Did It Again" girl is literally fit to be tied.

Spears allegedly screamed at the top of her Louisiana lungs that Kevy had made a big mistake.

Of course that did not sit well with Britney's current boyfriend 27-year-old David Lucado who is said to have remarked "So Brit, what the hell am I chopped liver?"

Meanwhile Britney's previous boyfriend Jason Trawick, 41, stated that although Britney is pretty to look at her attitude is one of hot-cold, hot-cold.

He said one moment she can be as sweet as Kelly Ripa and the next moment she can be as mean as Nicki Minaj.

Trawick recently said in an interview with Hollywood Vis-à-Vis reporter Hacienda Dakota that he really believes that Britney may have to start switch-hitting to see if maybe that is what will make her happy and allow her to dump her perpetual bitter trout snout look.

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