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Wednesday, 21 August 2013

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Maksim hopes to take Kate to visit his relatives in the Ukraine.

BURBANK - Maksim Chmerkovskiy, who is known as the Bad Boy of The Ballroom on the hit dance show Dancing With The Stars, is walking on Cloud 9 as he is dating the erotically sexy Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton.

The 33-year-old dancing Ukrainian reportedly told Macadamia Honeysuckle with LaLaLand Daily that he has never been happier as when he is with 21-year-old Kate and he is kissing every square inch of her deliciously sultry body.

Chmerkovskiy has dated a bevy of beauties including fellow DWTS dancers Karina Smirnoff and Peta Murgatroyd, along with Melanie Brown and Willa Ford.

But Maks confessed to Macadamia that he has never dated a woman who had the unbelievably luscious boobs that Miss Upton possesses. He pointed out that everyday with Kate and her tata's is like Christmas morning.

SIDENOTE: Maksim told his brother Val Chmerkovskiy that he hopes to take Kate to visit all of their relatives back in Russia where he plans to propose to her in his native Russian language while wearing a traditional Russian costume.

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