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Friday, 16 August 2013

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J.Lo is 44, but as Vice-President Biden recently said, "The muchacha she looks muy bonita." (Photo by Rico Chorizo)

NEW ORLEANS - Jennifer Lopez performed three encores at The Voodoo Arena in the Louisiana city known as The Big Easy.

Afterwards the 44-year-old music diva spoke backstage with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight.

He asked her if she missed being a judge on American Idol. She got a bit misty-eyed and replied that she did.

She said that she loved sitting between Steven "Lips" Tyler and Randy "The Dawg" Jackson and listening to them tell dirty jokes during the commercials.

J.Lo said that Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest was kind of prudish and he would cover up his ears or else go sit in his dressing room and make a quick call to his then girlfriend Julianne Hough.

De Gallo asked the Puerto Rican singer - dancer about the rumor that she is planning on dumping her boy toy Caspar Smart.

Lopez laughed. She said that she had read in one of the supermarket tabloids that she was getting rid of Caspy so that she could get together with Pitbull.

J.Lo shook her head and said that Pitbull has more girlfriends than Hugh Hefner, Charlie Sheen, and John Mayer all put together.

She took a sip of her Singapore Sling and then said that she will be holding on to her 26-year-old boy toy because she loves the fact that when she tells him to jump, he asks "How high?"

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