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Thursday, 15 August 2013

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Heidi Fleiss shown in her home reading a copy of The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle.

PAHRUMP, Nevada - The notorious Heidi Fleiss is back in the news and this time it is not for money laundering.

The woman who became internationally known has gone from being the Hollywood Madam to the Pahrump Pot Princess.

Hollywood Innuendo's Margarita Mixx reports that police went to Ms. Fleiss' home to check on a barking dog. As they stood in the front yard, they detected an aroma that they instantly recognized.

Miss Mixx stated that officers Eugene Bandwagon and Modesto Sausalito went around to the back. And when they got there they noticed just beyond the pool an extensive garden of marijuana plants.

The officers counted a total of 392 pot plants or enough to keep the University of Berkeley student body real happy for a couple of days.

Ms. Fleiss, who is 47, was charged with violating the controlled substance act, disregard for the olfactory concerns of her neighbors, and endangering pool party participants.

SIDENOTE: Back in the 90's Heidi Fleiss served 20 months in prison for selling counterfeit condoms and fake tampons.

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