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Wednesday, 14 August 2013

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Britney is still upset at having been fired from X-Factor.

VENICE BEACH, California - A close friend of Britney Spears has revealed that the Oops!...I Did It Again singer is still upset at having been fired from X-Factor by Simon Cowell.

Spears was paid $15 million for her year on X-Factor and she fully expected to be asked to return.

She said that she got along great with fellow judge Demi Lovato even though at times Demi would talk behind her back and tell Simon that she was starting to develop cellulite on her thighs.

Britney, who is 31, remarked that Lovato who will turn 21 on August 20, is not perfect and she once saw her in her dressing room and she appeared to be a bit lop-sided.

Spears said that Demi tried to tell her that it was just the way she was standing.

According to Silver Screen Showcase Magazine Britney has just learned that she did not get the Joan of Arc movie role that she had auditioned for.

The movie titled Second Hand Smoke - The True Story of Joan of Arc is to be filmed in France, Spain, and Brooklyn.

Britney's father has told Hollywood Innuendo that his daughter is really taking it bad. He noted that she is so devastated that she could end up having to go into rehab.

IN OTHER NEWS. Kate Middleton says that her grandmother-in-law Queen Elizabeth is getting a bit carried away as she has just bought her new great grandson George Alexander Louis a full grown African elephant.

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