NEW YORK CITY - Simon Cowell's horizontal hula with married socialite Lauren Silverman could come back to bite him in his British butt, as they say in Liverpool.
According to several publications the X-Factor mogul who dilly-dallied with Lauren Silverman, wife of Bagel entrepreneur Andrew Silverman may end up being deported back to England before everything is said and done.
Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle stated that a friend of Simon's had said that Mrs. Silverman had insisted that she'd had a tubal ligation back in 2003.
But as it turns out she is now pregnant with the Viceroy of Venom's baby.
Silverman remarked that she is astoundingly happy, even happier than in 2007, when she let an Arabian prince French kiss her in Dubai for $4,000.
Lauren's husband, Andrew has been busy meeting with his attorneys Fitzowitz, Straydiddle, & Goldenbocker because he is planning on suing Cowell for Alienation of Affection, Impregnatory Affairitis, and Illicit Groin Canoodling.
IN LATE BREAKING NEWS: Bedroom Pillow Talk has learned that Cowell has hired noted California lawyers Gloria Allred and her cousin Ginger Allred.