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Tuesday, 13 August 2013

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Simon says that he cannot believe he was tricked by Lauren Silverman. (Photo taken by Lauren Silverman).

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Lovato, one of the judges on X-Factor, has said that fellow judge Simon Cowell is very upset at the fact that he was lied to by his married girlfriend, Lauren Silverman who is pregnant with his baby.

Cowell told Demi that Boopsie, his nickname for Lauren, had promised him that she'd had her fallopian tubes tied 10 years ago and as a result she was incapable of becoming pregnant.

Lovato replied that if she had a nickel for every time that a woman has said those very words to a man she would have about 2 million nickels.

Simon say that he partially blames himself for not making sure that Little Simon had a raincoat.

Cowell remarked that he is considering going on The Maury Povich Show and taking a DNA test to see if he is in fact the baby's father.

SIDENOTE: Lovato has informed Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that Simon confided to her that he is thinking about hiring a lawyer and suing Lauren Silverman for Ipso Whoritis de Factoli.

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