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Monday, 12 August 2013

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Chelsea has said that Justin needs to check himself into The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic.

NEW YORK CITY - Chelsea Handler flew to the Big Apple to visit an old high school friend who lives in Manhattan.

As the two walked in Central Park, Chelsea was approached by a reporter with Celebrity Globe Magazine.

The reporter Pia Confetti asked the host of the talk show Chelsea Lately if she'd gotten into any new feuds with anyone lately.

Handler has a history of getting into it with noted celebrities including Kirstie Alley, Angelina Jolie, Christina Aguilera, and Madonna just to name four.

The 38-year-old Handler replied that she hadn't but added that she has just about had her fill with that little Canadian kid, Justin Bieber talking and acting like he's black.

The talk show host said that 91 percent of the men she dates are black and Justin is about as black as John Goodman is anorexic.

She stressed that little Bieber talks a big boy game when he is standing behind his six burly bodyguards.

She smiled and pointed out that one day, little Justy is going to be all by his little bitty self and lets see how much of an arrogant mouth the boy singer has then.

Chelsea ended her interview by telling Miss Confetti that she heard that the real reason why Selena Gomez dumped Justin was because she finally got tired of having to burp him all the time.

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