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Monday, 12 August 2013

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The Kardashian family is one of the most photographed families in California. (Photo by Ashton Kutcher).

LOS ANGELES - One thing that can be said about the Kardashian (Klan) is that they are not the least bit shy about speaking up about anything and everything.

Khloe recently appeared on The Viagra View and she told co-hosts Larry King and Regis Philbin that she feels bad for her sister Kim because of the fact that she wants to get married and her baby daddy Kanye West has flat out refused to marry her.

And Kanye the Pest as country music artist Toby Keith calls him has stated that he will not change the baby's diaper or help with the baby in any way, shape, or form.

Khloe who is married to NBA basketball player Lamar Odom told Larry that when West said he was not going to marry Kim, he not only insulted her, he insulted the entire Kardashian family.

Sister Kourtney feels the same exact way as does the family matriarch Mama Kris Jenner who added that perhaps it would be best for everyone concerned if Kanye went back to his so-called boyfriend Jay-Z.

Kim's stepfather Bruce Jenner has said that if he were Kim he would have dumped Kanye the coat tailer a long, long time ago.

Kourtney agreed with him and added that all Kanye brings to the table is one of the ugliest smirks on the entire Left Coast.

She said that in all of the time she has known Kanye she has never once seen his smile. She then pointed out that if Kanye keeps on attacking the paparazzi, one of them is going to sue him for everything he has.

SIDENOTE: Khloe and Kourtney have told Kim that they will pay for her to hire noted California attorney Ginger Allred to get the divorce papers rolling.

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