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Monday, 12 August 2013

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Kelly has a pet bull that she named 'Simon' after Simon Cowell.

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars is currently looking for celebrities to appear on the next edition of the hit dance show.

Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld spoke with DWTS host Tom Bergeron and asked if the rumor that Kelly Clarkson would be a member of the next celebrity group was true.

He told her that he was sworn to secrecy.

The next day Miss Wine met with Kelly and she asked her if she would be a member of the next edition of DWTS.

The 31-year-old singer smiled politely as she put down her pulled pork sandwich. She then stated that she had in fact been asked to appear on DWTS but she had turned the offer down.

When asked to explain, the Texas native said that she just told the executives that there is just no way she is going to go on there and embarrass herself in front of millions of viewers the way poor Wynonna Judd did last season.

Kelly said that Wynonna's mama Naomi had told her that Wy hated every minute that she was on the show and she did not like the fact that they were not allowed to have seconds with their lunch meal.

She said that Naomi revealed that Wy had told her that she had thought about saying that she was going to have to quit because she was with child.

Clarkson told Miss Wine that another reason why she (Kelly) personally rejected the offer was because she was afraid that the first time that Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman yelled at her, she would run over to him and bop him on his English noggin'.

IN OTHER NEWS. Omarosa has stated that she is recovering from a kangaroo bite she received when she visited the Bronx Zoo. She said that the swelling on her left tata has just about gone away and her doctor hopes to remove the 13 stitches within the next 5 days.

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