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Monday, 12 August 2013

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Kate confessed to Pico de Gallo that she still has feelings for ex-boyfriend Russell Brand.

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin's nanny has stated that lately Kate has really been down about the fact that in the span of a few short years she has seen one reality show get cancelled (Jon and Kate Plus 8), her marriage to Jon Gosselin dissolve, and a second reality show (Kate Plus 8) get cancelled.

The 38-year-old blonde mother of 8, recently told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that on top of all of that she was extremely embarrassed at her less than stellar performance on Dancing With The Stars.

Kate said that she feels that her partner Tony Dovolani gave up on her simply because of her overbearing attitude.

Gosselin talked to de Gallo about her relationships with Steven Tyler, lead singer with Aerosmith and actor Russell Brand.

She said that she was truly devastated when Tyler dumped her due to the fact that he could just not put up with her 8 super brats, as he called them.

Kate then said that she broke up with Russell Brand when she found out that he had been intimate with Kat Von D up by the famed Hollywood sign.

Gosselin remarked that she really cared a lot for Rusty (Brand) up until he did the hokey pokey with that carnival side show freak.

She then confided to de Gallo that as hurt as she was she now realizes that her phone is not ringing with any guys asking her out.

SIDENOTE: Kate then told Pico de Gallo that she was going to reveal a shocking secret to him. She confessed that Rusty called her up two weeks ago and told her that she wants her to have his baby.

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